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22
Jan
14

Yesterday, there was a shooting at Purdue University, in Lafayette, Indiana. 

If you’re reading this, take a second and send up a prayer, good karma, or just a comforting thought for Purdue and the greater Lafayette community right now.

21
Jan
14

Me: I’m not bleeding yet.  What if I’m pregnant?

B: I might be too.  We can abort together.

Me: Then we’ll order congratulatory cakes for each other?

B: Yup!

All I can imagine doing is calling a bakery and ordering a cake that says ” congrats on the abortion.”

19
Jan
14

For whom it may concern:

Unless you are a woman with a first hand story about a form of birth control, my doctor,  or I explicitly ask you about birth control, shut the fuck up.

17
Jan
14

My boobs hurt and are huge.  My period is 4 days away.  I’m clearly about to bleed from the cervix rather than…with child.  

Right?

I swear to god, if I don’t get my period in 4 days- I’m peeing on a stick.

This is why I need a legit birth control method yo.

17
Jan
14

I’m not asking for it.

I’ve gotten the same cheesey pick up line 12315343 times this month on my OK cupid profile, and when I call these guys out for their bad pick up line, their reasoning behind throwing it out there is always, always, always “Well, you are asking for it.  What did you expect to happen?”

If when pressed, your reasoning for doing something is  “She’s asking for it.  What does she expect?”  You should think about who else uses that reason and grow a better one.

11
Jan
14

Discontentment

Sometimes, in relationships, you have this aching discomfort when you aren’t getting what you need from them.  And sometimes, that’s ok.  

It’s ok to sit with that feeling.  Think on it.  Evaluate it.  Ask yourself if you’re overreacting, if it will go away on it’s own when your partner deals with X important thing, is it even their fault and if not, can they even fix it?  Would hearing “I love you.” and a date night make it all better?  Is it something that you should be fixing for yourself?

And if it does come to telling your partner “I’m feeling X and I need Y from you.” Make sure that you figure out the best way to do that without making them feel like it’s all their fault.

 

 

10
Jan
14

Weird things turn me on.

Last night I had sex with a new person and I swear to god one of the hottest things he did all night was put on a condom correctly.  No skipped steps, no rushing it.

Ok.  I’m weird. I own it.