Archive for January, 2014

25
Jan
14

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People who believe this, have vastly different ways of thinking than myself and those who think like me.  That is all.

Most people I know, monogamous or polyamorous, take as much of the good as they can get and roll from there.  I don’t know anyone who can honestly say they’re getting so much good from their relationship(s) that they can say that with a straight face.

22
Jan
14

Ahhh okcupid.

Him:hi

Me:hey

Him:so i see your very sexually open im wanting a fwb situation tonight would you be open for some good fun

Me:well…that isn’t really what I’m looking for

Him:what are you looking ofr

Me:I’m poly, I’m looking for poly people.

Him:well im poly just single right now

Me:your questions say otherwise.

Me:according to your questions you aren’t interested in open relationships.

Him:i am into open relationships, i have never had one yet

Him:so its something i cant say im into i havent triend it , however im open to it

Me:So thats why when you answered “would you consider having an open relationship?” you said “No” and added a comment “see other people, thats ackward”

Him:that was a while back, i kinda got turned on to the idea

Man, I believe him.  Don’t you?  He surely has no reason to lie.

22
Jan
14

Yesterday, there was a shooting at Purdue University, in Lafayette, Indiana. 

If you’re reading this, take a second and send up a prayer, good karma, or just a comforting thought for Purdue and the greater Lafayette community right now.

21
Jan
14

Me: I’m not bleeding yet.  What if I’m pregnant?

B: I might be too.  We can abort together.

Me: Then we’ll order congratulatory cakes for each other?

B: Yup!

All I can imagine doing is calling a bakery and ordering a cake that says ” congrats on the abortion.”

19
Jan
14

For whom it may concern:

Unless you are a woman with a first hand story about a form of birth control, my doctor,  or I explicitly ask you about birth control, shut the fuck up.

17
Jan
14

My boobs hurt and are huge.  My period is 4 days away.  I’m clearly about to bleed from the cervix rather than…with child.  

Right?

I swear to god, if I don’t get my period in 4 days- I’m peeing on a stick.

This is why I need a legit birth control method yo.

17
Jan
14

I’m not asking for it.

I’ve gotten the same cheesey pick up line 12315343 times this month on my OK cupid profile, and when I call these guys out for their bad pick up line, their reasoning behind throwing it out there is always, always, always “Well, you are asking for it.  What did you expect to happen?”

If when pressed, your reasoning for doing something is  “She’s asking for it.  What does she expect?”  You should think about who else uses that reason and grow a better one.