Random thought of the day!

What the hell do people that make most of their money from online sex work(cam girls, phone sex, ect) put on their taxes?  Now, I know that people who make most of their money through these revenues are pretty far and few between, but they do exist.  So how do they justify their earnings, assuming they aren’t blatantly honest about it?

This Class Can Go To Health

I hate my personal health class and it isn’t because my instructor is incapable of teaching or because she grades in biased manner.  It’s because the entire course is a little bit bias.  It’s so ridiculously focused on changing health habits of it’s students that it becomes insulting.  What if you’re of the population that is comfortable exactly as they are.

I can’t touch my toes.  I’m not a size two.  I go to the gym every two weeks when I need to blow off steam.  The last time I used my stove to cook something that wasn’t minute rice was probably 3 weeks ago.  On the flipside, I drink enough water for a small third world country daily.  I can bike the entire Monon trail in Indianapolis and back in an afternoon and feel pretty damn good.  I eat salads at least twice a day.  I don’t drink soda and I haven’t had caffeine in ten months.

I’m comfortable with those facts as they are.  I don’t feel the need to change a single one.  I can’t run a four minute mile like the guy I flirt with in class, but dare I suggest he’s  probably in a minority of the population.

 

Make up girl problems

I wear the absolute palest shade of Revlon PhotoReady(my holy grail foundation!) in the summertime, Which really means I need to find an even paler shade of foundation for winter.

Just shoot me.  Us super pale girls get the shaft.

unfff

I just had an orgasm that made my abs hurt.  Unf.  Be jealous.

A word about femininity and mascunlinity

I am feminine because I was born a female and my gender identity happens to match.  That is why I’m feminine.  I’m feminine whether I’m working on my bike, changing my car oil, playing football, or sewing a dress.  None of things impact my level of femininity.  It just is.  it’s innate.  It just is.

To the girl in class who thinks I’m masculine when I change my car oil(which I have no idea how to do).  I’m not and you aren’t either.

Sweeeet

I bought tainted spinach this week.  Score!  Bring on Listeria!

Things I did this weekend

-Went on two dates with the same person.  Told said person that I wasn’t interested.  Got about 12 texts after that, of which I ignored.

-Started to rearrange my apartment

-Bought food(even green stuff!)

-Had a really good orgasm

-Cleaned my make up brushes

I feel as if I’ve been productive.

Why Dating Sucks

I went on a date last night.  Before the date, I spent 20 minutes doing my no make up face, which uses about 6840968450684 products(compared to the not no make up look which uses about 10 products!)  I picked a small purse that only has room for my keys, wallet, cell phone and chapstick and I did all of these things because I wanted to seem low maintenance.

I’m not low maintenance. I’m not really high maintenance either, but I’m not lower maintenance than anyone else.  You see, I normally carry a purse that is big enough to fit menstrual cup, my phone, my keys, a camera, contact solution, face powder, blotting papers, no less than three different lipsticks, my wallet, my ipod, cords to charge my iPod and cell phone, socks, a knitting project, sometimes spare underwear and a vibrator.  In other words, it’s big enough to fit a small third world country.  Now, how would carrying all that look on a first date?

Funny story:  When he dropped me off, I introduced him to a rat and had to be very careful to not let him in because there are literally sex toys in every single room of my apartment right now…

Disclaimer: feel free to ignore this post as it’s little more than ramblings I need to get out.

 

I feel like I’m out of control.  My classes are reallllly stressing me out beyond what I’d be comfortable with.  I’d love nothing more than to slip back into old comfortable habits, but alas, that’s a bad idea.

 

Things that annoy me: Pregnancy Style

I read this article today and skimmed some of the comments and saw the same thing over and over again comments to the effect of “some women keep having a period during pregnancy…”

No.  They don’t.  You’re wrong.  Some women have regular period like bleeding that is  of no consequence during pregnancy, but that bleeding is not a period.  I don’t know what it is, but I know it isn’t a period.  A period is by definition, an unfertilized egg leaving the uterus.  I dunno about everyone else…but I learned that in the 3rd grade.   It’s pretty basic female anatomy, really.