Archive for September, 2012

28
Sep
12

Random thought of the day!

What the hell do people that make most of their money from online sex work(cam girls, phone sex, ect) put on their taxes?  Now, I know that people who make most of their money through these revenues are pretty far and few between, but they do exist.  So how do they justify their earnings, assuming they aren’t blatantly honest about it?

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27
Sep
12

This Class Can Go To Health

I hate my personal health class and it isn’t because my instructor is incapable of teaching or because she grades in biased manner.  It’s because the entire course is a little bit bias.  It’s so ridiculously focused on changing health habits of it’s students that it becomes insulting.  What if you’re of the population that is comfortable exactly as they are.

I can’t touch my toes.  I’m not a size two.  I go to the gym every two weeks when I need to blow off steam.  The last time I used my stove to cook something that wasn’t minute rice was probably 3 weeks ago.  On the flipside, I drink enough water for a small third world country daily.  I can bike the entire Monon trail in Indianapolis and back in an afternoon and feel pretty damn good.  I eat salads at least twice a day.  I don’t drink soda and I haven’t had caffeine in ten months.

I’m comfortable with those facts as they are.  I don’t feel the need to change a single one.  I can’t run a four minute mile like the guy I flirt with in class, but dare I suggest he’s  probably in a minority of the population.

 

27
Sep
12

Make up girl problems

I wear the absolute palest shade of Revlon PhotoReady(my holy grail foundation!) in the summertime, Which really means I need to find an even paler shade of foundation for winter.

Just shoot me.  Us super pale girls get the shaft.

26
Sep
12

unfff

I just had an orgasm that made my abs hurt.  Unf.  Be jealous.

24
Sep
12

A word about femininity and mascunlinity

I am feminine because I was born a female and my gender identity happens to match.  That is why I’m feminine.  I’m feminine whether I’m working on my bike, changing my car oil, playing football, or sewing a dress.  None of things impact my level of femininity.  It just is.  it’s innate.  It just is.

To the girl in class who thinks I’m masculine when I change my car oil(which I have no idea how to do).  I’m not and you aren’t either.

24
Sep
12

Sweeeet

I bought tainted spinach this week.  Score!  Bring on Listeria!

23
Sep
12

Things I did this weekend

-Went on two dates with the same person.  Told said person that I wasn’t interested.  Got about 12 texts after that, of which I ignored.

-Started to rearrange my apartment

-Bought food(even green stuff!)

-Had a really good orgasm

-Cleaned my make up brushes

I feel as if I’ve been productive.