Archive for the 'Sex' Category

11
Oct
12

Gay Friend

You know what I find really annoying? I have this really cute and hot male friend but the problem is….he’s gay. Why do all the hot ones have to be gay, I mean I can tempt him with boobs but vagina no no that’s out of the question.

And another annoying thing, he has the biggest penis of any guy I know, it’s fantastic that he will never fulFIL me like I want him too.

 

Disclaimer.  my “really cute and hot male friend” is shamelessly plugging himself.

13
Sep
12

It’s sad when…

As a woman of reproductive age, I think it’s really sad when articles like this make me say “amen.”

 

09
Sep
12

Untitled

I totally bought new underwear today and it’s all Ranzid’s fault.

09
Sep
12

Taylor Swift

I don’t really like Taylor Swift, and it isn’t really all her fault.  I think she’s pretty and has a mainstream pretty kind of voice.  But, she’s really just the product of her producers,her agent, and her song writers who are working together to sell a specific image to her consumers.

I’ve picked three songs she sings that highlight why I don’t like her.  The first is Better Than Revenge.   A couple of gems from this song are.

“The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And, I had it all; I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let’s hear the applause
She took him faster than you could say sabotage”

“She underestimated just who she was stealing from”

“Soon she’s gonna find
Stealing other people’s toys on the playground
Won’t make you many friends”
Boys(or girls) aren’t possessions. We don’t own them.  They make a conscious choice to be with them, romantically or otherwise, or they choose not to be with them.  They aren’t stolen because the otherwise attached person can always say no thanks and apparently chooses not to.
The next song I’d like to talk about is Fifteen.  There is really only one line in this song that irks me.
“Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had
To a boy who changed his mind
And we both cried”
This thinly veiled reference to Abigail’s sexual debut really makes me go twitchy.  It just reinforces stereotypes around virginity and (mostly womens) sexuality that really do no good.  You are so much more than who you sleep with.  Your virginity is not everything you have.  It’s actually a really small part of you.
The last song is something she’s been critqued for a fuckton in recentish history, but I still wanna talk about it.  Picture to Burn.
“State the obvious, I didn’t get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy
That’s fine I’ll tell mine that you’re gay”
This pretty much speaks for itself.  Either he’s actually gay and Taylor is threatening to out him, which is douchebaggey, or he’s calling him gay because being gay is one of the worst insults you can call a man, outside of being called a girl, that is.
08
Sep
12

Orgasm…

I really want this on a t-shirt.  I’d wear it everywhere.

07
Sep
12

This pretty well speaks for itself

“Men should be offended when someone claims that women should prevent rape by not going certain places or acting a certain way.

That line of thinking presumes that you are incapable of control.  That you are so base and uncivilized that it takes extraordinary amount of effort for you to walk down the street without raping someone that you require certain dress code to be maintained, that certain behaviors be employed so that maybe today, just maybe, you won’t rape someone.

It presumes that your natural state is rapist.”

05
Sep
12

Morbid things I think about.

Yesterday I rode my bike to campus with kegal balls in my pussy.  While I was riding, I had the rather morbid thought of “What if I was in an accident right now…Man…that’d be kind of awkward.”

Random side note:  I wrote this on school computers and they kept autocorrecting kegal to legal.