You know what I find really annoying? I have this really cute and hot male friend but the problem is….he’s gay. Why do all the hot ones have to be gay, I mean I can tempt him with boobs but vagina no no that’s out of the question.
And another annoying thing, he has the biggest penis of any guy I know, it’s fantastic that he will never fulFIL me like I want him too.
Disclaimer. my “really cute and hot male friend” is shamelessly plugging himself.
Yesterday I rode my bike to campus with kegal balls in my pussy. While I was riding, I had the rather morbid thought of “What if I was in an accident right now…Man…that’d be kind of awkward.”
Random side note: I wrote this on school computers and they kept autocorrecting kegal to legal.
I’d never describe myself as naturally obedient. Being subby comes naturally, to me, being obedient isn’t natural. I’m a little ADD, and my hands are pretty much always playing with something. In class, they’re drawing 3-d boxes, unless the rare occasion that I actually takes notes occurs. My brain moves a million miles an hour, and I’m no good at making it stop. I’m strong, witty, feisty and rather opinionated, and unfortunately for me, it’s really easy for that stuff to get in my way of submitting.
And maybe that’s why being subby is so rewarding for me, because in order for me to really fall into it, it’s an exercise in letting go. It’s an exercise in trust and it balances me out a little lot.
I was called a good girl today.
“Good girl” is like effing crack. unffff.
It’s -almost- better than an orgasm
Something very weird happened today…and I’m hoping one of you lovely readers can make sense of it.
My ex dropped off some bedding of mine today and wrapped up in the sheets were condoms. A durex brand box with 2 or 3 different brands inside…
Anyone care to explain what this means in boy?
Ahh. The new school year is upon us, which means you all get a new kind of post about stupid things that happen on campus and in class!
A) Campus is huge, it’s like 2000 acres and growing. For the first week of class there are tables set up at key points around campus pointing lost freshman their way. I overheard this exchange today.
Student: Where is my next class?
Volunteer: What building is it in?
Student: I don’t remember! But It’s an english class!
There are english classes in every single building on campus. There isn’t one designated english building for them.
B) In my first class, my instructor said ” Anyone who says otherwise is a filthy, filthy liar…” I might have transposed the whore for liar in my head…I should stop having scene orgasms before I go to class…
So, I’ve been housesitting for my mom for the past ten days. I’m cleaning off her bed of my stuff so I can fold laundry. I start to clean off my sex toys, a broken ruler, and lube and have the sudden thought “Oh my. I really need to wash her sheets before she uses these sheets again….”
Kink and Other things 
