You know what I find really annoying? I have this really cute and hot male friend but the problem is….he’s gay. Why do all the hot ones have to be gay, I mean I can tempt him with boobs but vagina no no that’s out of the question.
And another annoying thing, he has the biggest penis of any guy I know, it’s fantastic that he will never fulFIL me like I want him too.
Disclaimer. my “really cute and hot male friend” is shamelessly plugging himself.
My mom is the very best mom on the planet. She reads the student paper for my school every single morning and even though my university has had a massive amount of rapes/sexual assaults/ assaults/whatever reported this semester. Today mom called me and didn’t tell me to not go out or to avoid walking alone or express other annoying, albeit well placed concern, all she did was tell me to make sure my phone is charged.
I love her.
Dear Apartment Maintenance staff,
I’m aware that you don’t think my “emergency” of a blocked, tub, and two kitchen sink drains isn’t actually an emergency, but please be aware that people talk and you’re utter unconcern with my minor emergency is going to speak volumes about the next time I talk about how good your maintenance staff are.
Love,
Me.
Kink and Other things 